- A fusion of Jazz, Soul and Pop - a bit like mixing a turd with piss and vomit but somehow George makes it work????
9) Father Figure
- One of his slower ballads - quite good - Allegedly written about Stan Collymore's performances in a Bradford City shirt (This may or may not be true).
8) Careless Whisper
- His first massive hit away from Wham. Fantastically catchy but very seedy and dated - a bit like Boy George.
7) Faith
- His other mega-hit. Classy but loses positions for allusion to religion.
6) Jesus to a child
- Oh - forget the allusion to religion bit. Top tip for you here - you can sing the main hook over any other song and it will fit - even Fester's type of music (Abba Gold in particular). Try it!
5) Flawless (Go to the city)
- George took a really good one hit wonder and pissed some new melodies and lyrics over the top like a genius golden shower. Lazy but one of his best floor fillers.
4) Fastlove Part One
- How he made a song about premature ejaculation so good i will never know but that young fellow always does surprise us!
3) Amazing
- One of his later works but to me is a masterpiece. Once you have heard the ba baba ba badaba bit you can never get it out of your head - trust me, i've tried.
2) Outside
- A funk workshop about a todger misundertanding with a police person (Got to be politically correct!) - Again, he gets away with the, the cheeky bastard.
and our number one George Michael song of all time is................................................
1) Fastlove Part 2
- It's Fastlove Part 1 but with the best of his other work with Wham and solo crowbarred into it - it is like a megamix to end all megamixes. You don't need to listen to all of his other songs really as he has shoved them all in this 9 and a half minute tour de force!
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