At top tens we love Mario Balotelli, he is a real entertainer on the pitch, but also off it, we’ve had to miss out so many potential great bits of football and funny incidents in this list as there was so many to choose from including wearing an AC Milan shirt whilst at Inter, Mario you are a legend, we salute you
=10. Breaking into a womens prison
Mario decided to try and break into high security prison as the gates were open. Fair enough…
http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2010/10/04/mario-balotelli-caught-trying-to-sneak-into-womens-prison
=10. First goal for Italy
Mario scored his first goal for Italy yesterday and what a cracker it was, a late entry to the top ten…
=10. IPAD
Mario took his IPAD to Italys game against the Faroe Islands and allegedly used it whilst on the bench, sparking anger from some fans, to be fair you can get prozone on a I-Pad can’t you?
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/international/italy-deny-rift-following-mario-balotelli-ipad-incident-2349646.html
9. Why is it always me?
First up, what a great strike for this goal to open the scoring against Manchester United and secondly what a great celebration, I was quite upset the ref choose to book him, when it was just blatantly funny. Here is a song dedicated to his said celebration.
8. Allergy to Grass!
Whilst playing for city in the Europa league in Kiev, Mario suffered a possible allergic reaction to grass, whilst this is a serious condition, it is also unbelievable that a footballer can be allergic to grass!
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/fa-league-cups/keep-off-the-grass-balotellis-career-threatened-by-allergy-2239634.html
7. He can’t get his Bib on
Mario amuses Robbie Savage by struggling to get his bib on correctly in the warm up
6. My Season was shit, can I say that?
Mario politely asks if he can say that his season was shit, unfortunately for ITV they were interviewing him live after last years FA Cup final, so, yes Mario you can say that.
5. Backheel v LA Galaxy
Super Mario claims to have heard a whistle in the build up this incident, to us though this is what pre season is all about, trying ridiculous stuff that annoys Edin Dzeko.
4.Why have you got £5,000 in your back pocket sir? Because I am rich
When Mario was questioned by the police following a car crash last year, he was asked why he had such a large quantity of money knocking around. Mario simply told the officer that he was not having cash flow problems!
http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2010/09/06/mario-ballotelli-puts-in-an-early-contender-for-quote-of-season
3.Taking a child back to school/Giving a homeless man money
Amongst the various other press stories about Mario it is clear from these two stories that he his a kind hearted and well intentioned man.
http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2011/05/10/the-amazing-mario-balotelli-helps-kid-who-is-being-bullied
http://www.caughtoffside.com/2011/04/20/mario-balotelli-gives-homeless-man-1000-after-25k-casino-win/
2.Lets play Darts
Its good to see that Mario wants to take up a classic English pub game, but we can only assume that someone forgot to tell him that usually in a game of darts you throw at a dartboard before the game.
1. Fireworks
How can anyone forget Balotellis house being set on fire by friends and then fronting up the firework safety campaign in Manchester.
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