In celebration/commiseration of the release of Modern Warfare 3 -
10) Jean-Alain Boumsong - It's got basically got Boom in it, get it?
9) Roy McFarland - As wars take place in Far Lands - get it, McFARLAND - no? Fuck you.
8)Shane Warne - He was more handsome when he was a fat bastard.
7)Shota Arveladze - It's got Shot in it, get it?
6) Brian Gunn - Norwich baldy who has a weapon in his nameage.
5) Derek Warwick - Gets preference over Warnes and others as his name is also a town where i am sure they have had a Civil War.
4) Jan Koller - It's like Killer, get it?
3) Paul Warhurst - His name is nearly War Horse but he loses positions due to his ridiculous outburst at a restaurant in Barnet! Class A Twat.
2) Savo Milošević - Did you know that Savo was Slobadans son?
1) Patrick M’bomba - The king of all war analogies - is there any other player with Bomb in his name, really, i ask you? If so i'm sure it isn't proceeded by a Hanson esque Mmmmmmm.
Any suggestions?
Cheers,
FB
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